shercocklocked:

Stark tower looks like a fucking llama.

The only redeeming quality of the horrible movie known as the Avengers.

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

It’s my birthday tomorrow.

fuckyeahdementia:

oh no pls dont do that!!!!1! 

HE WANTS YOU.

(Source: awkward-elevator)

iwanttotakeafuckingbath:

owlmylove:

sugar-clusters:

cocoavengers:

doktorengine:

chantillyxlacey:

waffleguppies:

lunashadow:

constantcalibrations:

“-WHEN YOU NEED THE BEST- Agressive, compassionate representation you can count on.”

OH GOD.

oh, phonebook.

“It’s trolls!” said Bilbo from behind a tree.

omg…

Page 45 is just a giant full-page colour photograph of a kingfisher.

Ummm.

“Vogan poetry is of course the third worst in the universe.”

“next she bound up her eyes and walked out like a blind person”

THANKS STRANGE HAPPENINGS THATS TOTALLY WHAT I WANTED

” ‘What do I care about his reputation?’ “

o

“Peeta’s a baker’s son.”
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

(hot bread sex maybe??)

“Vogon poetry is of course the third worst in the Universe.”

“I think that I’m as well-informed as anyone.”

well, seeing as it’s Watchmen, this could be a lot worse.

“Three time with sighs she gives her sorrow fire.” From the Collected Works of William Shakespeare.

adamusprime:

this is my uncle

I saw once that my uncle read an article about Kate Winslet’s exposed breasts in Titanic. 

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

based on signs alone these people should have any fucking rights they demand

of all the protesters, the gays are definitely 

the sassiest 

(Source: imgfave)

tastefullyoffensive:

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lacigreen:

It happens.

Death by condoms.